shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
don’t+stop #cubotoy #draw
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
BALLS R THE FUNNIEST PART OF A DUDES BODY THEYRE LIKE DICK BOOBS WITH NO NIPPLE
You’ve never seen balls, have you?
I HAD MY BFS BALLS IN MY MOUTH 5 HRS AGO